Silly Superhero Situations #4: Maleficent Versus The Wicked Queen (Snow White)

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  1. DInah G says:

    How anyone can vote against Maleficent, I do not understand. Mistress of All Evil.

    ALL. EVIL.

  2. Stonie says:

    This is a hard one. I mean, on one hand, love the idea of sleeping away the teen years. On the other hand, you’ve got potential poisoning and living with 7 strange old men.

    However, I’m going to have to choose option D on this one. See, it doesn’t really matter who I leave my kid with, because my daughter would run circles around both these crazy Monarchs.
    There’s no way the mirror would lie to the Queen and tell her that she’s fairer than my kid. My daughter would have her eating her own gorram poisoned apple out of depression from having no hope of ever being so fair.
    Not even Maleficent can make my daughter take a nap when she doesn’t want to. If you ain’t her Mama, she’s not fraking likely to listen to you. I’d have to mount a camera in the house just to go back and lawl at Maleficent putting heads with my stubborn little girl. Go ahead, turn into a dragon. She’s watched How To Train Your Dragon 20 times. This week. You don’t stand a chance, Mally.

    And that’s just 1 out of my 5. I’d have to hire ALL the Disney villains just to even the odds…

  3. David K. says:

    I would have to leave my kid with Maleficent. She just looks evil; so, my child would probably be too scared to misbehave. The Wicked Queen from Snow White has too many self esteem issues which is why she’s always looking in the mirror. I don’t want my child exposed to such shallowness as a role model. Also, it’s hard enough getting children to eat fruits and vegetables without being afraid they are all poisoned. With today’s kids obsessed with electronics, I doubt my child would be interested in going near anything as ancient as a spinning wheel. Therefore, my kid is safer with Maleficent.

  4. Melissa says:

    Got to go with Maleficent, better clothes

  5. Katie says:

    Clearly Maleficent is the clear winner here, at least she wasn’t ever trying to kill Aurora.

  6. Cassie says:

    Aurora was only in eternal sleep XD

  7. Joshua D. Rees says:

    Maleficent runs away with it.

  8. Roxann says:

    I chose Maleficent. It would be like taking your daughter to a a baby sitter and the sitter putting them down for a long nap. It’s better than leaving her with a sitter that’s trying to give her a “healthy” snack!

  9. gbreviews says:

    We have decided to award Roxann, David K. and Stonie 25 bonus entries each for their thoughtful answers!

  10. Kevin Merits says:

    Good job on that Silly Superhero Situation.

  11. Elizabeth says:

    I fell in love with Maleficent after watching the movie. In so-called reality she was a very loving person/fairy.

  12. Tracy G says:

    This is a hard one, and so close to home at the same time lol.

    Seeing as I’m just getting into the horrible teenage yrs with my daughter. Maleficent seems like the winner here.

    BUT seeing how my daughter already is, The Evil Queen could do her some good. And if all else fails, seeing how I really am a dwarf, I would eventually come home to save her. And either way she has to be kissed by Prince Charming to wake up, so Win Win all around.

  13. Dinah G says:

    I’ve gotta choose Maleficent….the green-faced Maleficent. 😀

  14. Raine says:

    I’m going with Maleficent. The Wicked Queen is driven by vanity, jealousy and vengeance. Even if her mirror said she’s the fairest, something else could make her jealous. I doubt Maleficent would even have to speak, she’s just scary (at first)- although my daughter has a speak 1st, think 2nd personality like me which could get her in trouble, although Maleficent may find that an endearing quality.

  15. Trish says:

    I go with Maleficent

  16. Megan Filzen says:

    I loved Maleficent and begged my husband to go see it 18 times!

  17. Melinda says:

    The Queen got no love, so I’d let her babysit my kids. Hopefully she’ll stop talking to the mirror since the fact that no one else hired her proves that she is not the fairest of them all.

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  19. B.W. says:

    While I did not love the live action movie, Maleficent has ALWAYS been my favorite Disney villain. I wasn’t terrified of her in the same way I was Ursula (shudder), but she seemed to be more evil in a really sleek way. So Maleficent hands down.

  20. laura b says:

    I HAVE to cast my vote for Maleficent!!

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