Silly Superhero Situations #3: Wolverine Versus Godzilla

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  1. bill norris says:

    godzilla ….king of the monster smack down

  2. Rickcel says:


  3. Gram says:

    I would go with Wolverine. He has lived a long time and is likely to have a lot of experience assembling furniture of all kinds. He’s probably built some from scratch at some point. If he makes a mistake, he also has the option of using his claws to pry open any wrongly assembled parts so he can try connecting them again, and he can also use his claws to whittle away any pesky bits of wood that stick out of the finished product.

    I just can’t imagine how Godzilla could feasibly handle such small (to him) things with any sort of precision and delicacy.

  4. Allison Silva says:

    Godzilla. Why? Because it’s freaking GODZILLA?! All he has to do is tail whip that little wolverine. ✌️Pft

  5. Will Landefeld says:

    Wolverine, he can do those little things the big guy just cant…but when it comes right down to it, they both fail, wolverine is going to get frustrated and cut everything to shreds and godzillas just gonna step on it or burn it to a crisp

  6. Tomas O says:

    While it is true that Godzilla would have a hard time dealing with the finer points of building the book case, he would end up winning because of this scenario: Godzilla tries to build the book case, it shatters in his hands, he gets super angry and descends back into the ocean. After many years of absorbing radiation from the earth’s core, he emerges again to find old man Logan sitting by the fire reading a book from his long-finished book case. Godzilla incinerates Wolvy and just like that Godzilla has a finished bookcase and Wolverine does not. Godzilla is the winner.

    1. gbreviews says:

      Haha, I really like your analysis of the situation here. Godzilla will be playing the long game, biding his time! Thanks for the comment!

  7. Heather Speaks says:


  8. Lundy says:

    Wolverine because he has all the time in the world to build the bookcase right.

  9. Neil w says:

    Wolverine! Seriously he hAs the tools for opening the packing

  10. Stonie says:

    I think I’m gonna have to side with Wolverine on this one. Sure, Godzilla will wreck things, but that includes Wolverine’s book case. Which would only prompt the Canadian runt to kill the poor, over-grown lizard, and then steal Godzilla’s book case. I can just imagine Hughverine stepping away from the hole he clawed his way through Godzilla’s stomach, walking over to his smashed book case, sighing, and as he walks away, he sees Godzilla’s bookcase which of course still needs assembled. He just can’t win…

  11. Pierre Mosbey says:

    Godzilla, in all his fiery greatness, is only good for destruction. Unless the book shelf is 50 stories high and the screws are large enough to fit in Godzilla’s fat fingers…he’s screwed. NPI.

  12. John short says:

    Wolvie. No question.

  13. Gee says:

    Godzilla lacks opposable thumbs.

  14. Joshua D. Rees says:

    Godzilla is a bull in a china shop, Wolverine wins

  15. David K. says:

    Wolverine would win. Even with his hot headedness, he usually calms down enough in the end to complete the task at hand. Godzilla, on the other hand is way too big and doesn’t have the manual dexterity to handle anything that small. Also, his under developed brain could not comprehend the instructions to assemble the bookcase. Wolverine, on the other hand, wouldn’t read the instructions either. However, he would get one of the pretty mutants to do it for him by taking off his shirt.

  16. Wolverine. Godzilla wouldn’t chew be able to chew him so Wolvie cuts his way out of Godzilla’s stomach.

  17. Kirsten says:

    Wolverine wins. We know Godzilla can destroy all in its path but we want this done. And Wolverine can keep his claws sheathed…of course, that might change when he tries to read the instructions..

  18. gbreviews says:

    We have chosen our winners for the 25 bonus entries into our X-Men giveaway: Thomas O. wins for his Godzilla argument, and Stonie wins the Wolverine argument!

  19. jtrenegade324 says:

    I went with wolverine, but only because Godzilla is more likely to get distracted on his way to find ikea and would probably be attacked by the military.

  20. Calvin says:

    i think godzilla would win because he’s pretty much undefeatable

  21. Raine says:

    That was great-I love this feature!!! I went with Wolverine only because I don’t think Godzilla could handle the assembly, but it would definately test Wolverines patience. I’ve never been in an Ikea store since there isn’t one close to me but now I’m intrigued and a bit frightened, it sounds like an awesome black hole of furniture and food.

  22. Kevin Merits says:

    LOL, nice silly superhero situation.. one of the best so far.

  23. Dinah G says:

    I’d choose Wolverine b/c he’s prettier but come on….”realistically,” Godzilla could stomp on him. 😛

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